Ok, so I can't sleep. I've got to get up in about 5 hours but I'm having an awful time trying to fall asleep. Well, I've been reading blogs and stuff to try and tire myself out. I decided to randomly read entries from my Livejournal from randoms years and months. I've had an LJ since 2002 so there's a lot to choose from. It's fun reading through those entries because half of them I don't even remember. LoL So, I'm going to post a few I thought were funny (or sections of entries if they're long)

July 16th 2003 I was 17 I think.

I. Hate. My. Dad. My Stepdad anyway >=[ He's so RETARDED. He blows everything WAY out of proportion. He calls me down to feed and water the puppies. You know puppies right? They dump their food and scatter it everywhere and drop crap in their water right? Well, he screeches at me that I haven't fed or watered them for two days (Which is NOT true). So...I get a broom and start to sweep up the mess. He looks at me then yells "THAT IS NOT A FLOOR BROOM." I'm like "...o_o What is it?" "It's a brush you wash cars with. You USED it, you should know." I had never even seen it before that day. So I say "I thought it was a broom, sorry. He goes on about how dumb I am. Then he brings up the garbage for a week ago o_O How I left three cans full of garbage. I. Did. Not. I missed the one can that was hidden behind his filing cabinet. GEEZ. When will he get a grip? I've noticed long ago that he targets only me. No one else does anything. He always calls for me, I always get blamed and BAH. It's true...I'm not overexaggerating.Why did my Mom have to marry such an ass?*grumble*

[Edit]WHOOPEE!! He just air-nailed a nail into his hand. My Mom and Dad went to the hospital.

March 21st 2005 I'm seeing a trend here...

They took an elephants butthole, stuck wires into it, gave it a shock, and there was my Dad.

September 9th 2003 I was so innocent... LoL

Omigosh! A guy left me a $5 tip! o.o And his bill was only $7.79. He must've been 17 or 18. I think it's because I commented on how his car looked like the Batmobile. XD

December 10th 2003 I really, REALLY want to know who said this to me >:[

Oh, and if a guy says to you, "Yeah, you're fuckable." is that a compliment? *rolls eyes*